Saint Patrick’s day being on the horizon and giving us Irish folk a national holiday, Gigi is learning about the holy green dude in religion class. Today, part of the homework was to tell her family the story of St Patrick and how he got to Ireland. Here is the original tale. My child’s version is so much better and I have chosen to share it with you.
Not much else needs to be said.
One day, one day, one day…one day the pirates took Patrick to Ireland.
No one knew about Dog there.
I mean God.
So anyway this mean lad took him.
I am going to call him Milk ‘cos I can’t remember his name so let’s just call him Milk for now.
Milk was a mean lad.
Milk made him mind sheep and sleep in the shed and that’s why he was so, so mean. He done that and that’s not kind.
Patrick wanted to go home and one day, one day he runned away.
He went to Ireland and told everyone about God because nobody had knowed about him before.
The end.
There you have it. Happy Saint Patrick’s day folks☘wherever you may be.
Everything is better through the eyes of a child. I love it!
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I know, just so sweet!
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How adorable. What a mean lad. xo
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😂😂
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I love it! That’s great!
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That is the cutest thing! I love it
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This is so adorable. I know I’ve said it before but you’re doing such a wonderful job of capturing your girls’ stories before they’re just faint memories!
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Thanks Rebecca. I literally penned every word as she left the table not to miss it!
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No snakes at all? I love kid stories :). This is an odd holiday in the US, I doubt recognizable to a real Irish 6 year old.
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I have spent it in London but never anywhere else outside Ireland. That was rugby, beer and Irish gatherings everywhere.
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We really have no snakes!
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I love your daughter’s version. I love that she called Patrick’s master ‘Milk’. I’ve never understood what St. Patrick’s day was about, here in Australia is seems to be about green beer and wearing green, so it’s nice to read the true story, both your daughter’s version and the true version. He sounds like the kind of religious leader we all want, humble and caring.
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I am glad you read it! Yes, we all learned this story at school. My girls were talking about it all week. It is a very inspirational story.
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I shall never drink milk again without thinking of your daughter. Kudos. Is this her first published work?
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😂😂 🥛🥛 yes it is
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A gorgeous interpretation! A talented 4 year old! Have a nice weekend! 🙂
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Thanks, hopefully we will! It is lashing rain right now though 🌿🏠🌧🌨
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Lashing rain can be wonderful if you’re warm and toasty inside your house, which I hope you are, and not outside looking for shelter 🙂
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Exactly That! With toast as well just now too☺
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That is so cute Orla. Love how kids tell stories! 😍
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I loved it.
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Love the Dog / God switch – overall a fun and informative telling.😊 So sweet!
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It is verbatim😂
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Completely and utterly delightful.
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I do believe in Dog (!) And in the wisdom of four-year-olds xoxo
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Dog is amazing☺ 👐
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I love it!!
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So adorable. I can’t wait to hear more from her 😄
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I much prefer your version!
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Too funny! Thanks for sharing this on Monday Blogs this week.
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