Currently fighting the flab here in Fancy Paper Land, went for lunch and heard this gem that made me question everything I am doing.
(Side Note: I am ferocious for listening in on chats in coffee shops. Don’t judge.)
Lady at lunch with colleagues in local café:
Marsha has lost tons of weight recently…she looks great!
You wouldn’t recognise her at all. She looks weird, totally different.
She’s been doing exams and just, like, can’t eat at all.
She’s wrecked a bit.
Yeah- she can’t really sleep either.
It’s the exams, y’know.
Tons of weight. Just falling off though.
Actually, she started eating meat again and everything, just mad stressed.
Oh yea, and one of her teeth fell out.
And that is what’s wrong with the world.